Just found out Jackie Chan has a son. My new goal in life is to become Jacqui Chan and have Jackie Chan as my father-in-law.
I went on a date with myself today. It went really well. I think I might be the one.
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.
― Unknown (via bl-ossomed)